“I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER, AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS, BUT THERE’S NO WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY CAN’T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN’T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN’T SHEETS OF COLLEGE RULED NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I’LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN’T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR IT UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS, I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY, OH SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU.”
— taste of awesome.
March 2011
BIRTHDAYS ARE FOR SUCKERS.
that was a signboard in japan.
and im back(:
on to japan.
ok. im still going to go japan tonight. but i will be in tsukuba and tokyo so its probably not soo bad.
sg just issued a flight warning to japan so i had to register my trip with MFA. blooooody troublesome but ohwellies.
if it were you guys, would you still go to japan?
“Fairytales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed. ”
—– G.K.Chesterton.
